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Joke of the Day
"""Hey pregnant, I'm dad"" .... .... .... ..... ""Oh god wait."""
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"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."
"If I ever kill someone I'm dumping the body in a cemetery. Police will find it and be like ""oh yeah this makes sense."""
"The reason you can't go back after going black is because none of them have a car to take you back or a job to buy gas."
"Whats so special about ""demon cats""? Aren't all cats pure evil?"
"don't let the glasses fool you, I'm an idiot"
"I was sexually assaulted by tony the tiger today. I'm pushing charges for rrrrrrape."
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window"
"Lobster Tail & Beer. My three favourite things."
"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""