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"A one-word joke that'll make any Australian laugh Politics."
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"Why should you always run next to a car? Because if you run behind it you get exhausted, and if you run in front of it you get tired!"
"A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy."
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescendant con descending."
"A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos... *poof*... He disappeared without a tres"
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"What should we call this portable computer? SOME GUY: Laptop [everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer]"
"Let's play a game: If you were stranded forever on a desert island and had only one book of Russian literature, how would you kill yourself?"
"Stop, Drop, and Roll: A Beginners Guide to Bowling"
"I got arrested... I got arrested for punching a guy at a new years party, when you hear an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."