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Joke of the Day

"'1 Gingerbread man please' Sorry, they are soul out."

"Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up"

"Dial Up Connection Was the original Dubstep."

"I heard about a dog that was half bulldog and half shihtzu. Bullshit."

"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"

"I once wrestled an anaconda for 3 days... Then realized I was masturbating."

"At Indian Restaurant ""Those triangular pastry parcels with the spicy filling were delicious!"" ""Samosa?"" ""No, thank you, I'm full now."""

"Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair? In Africa."

"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"

"What do you call a gorilla with a harpsichord? A silverbach."