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"So Brazil at the World Cup..."
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"Priest and a Hindu are making breakfast.. The priest is spreading on margarine and exclaims, ""Look! It's Jesus in the spread!"" Shocked, the Hindu replies, ""Wow, I can't believe it's not Buddha."""
"Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times."
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"[I remove my bike helmet, but my toupee comes off with it] ""I'm sorry guys, is there something funny about safety?"""
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"
"This Tweet has been a test of the Emergency Procrastination System."
"So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae."
"i hope toy story 3 is about woody and buzz trying to save the asian child workers that made them."