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Joke of the Day

"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""

"Two men were out hunting together... (Joke made into a video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M3rgkpx3Lc"

"Did you hear about the dispensary that was selling suppositories? It turns out they were just blowing smoke up everyone's ass."

"Not an Ostragoth Pun What do you call a Goth who has a great credit score? A Visa-Goth!"

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"Just by looking at her smile, I can tell how good a girl is at oral... hygiene."

"It is possible to chew and swallow $80 of shrooms in the length of time it takes the cop to walk from his car to yours."

"[In Bar] Friend: Your fly is down Me: I know, he's going through a messy divorce *glances to fly passed out among empty beer bottles*"

"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."

"*hires a group of teenage girls to giggle every time you walk by*"