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Joke of the Day

"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"

"If a mentally challenged person shows up late Is it ok to call him tardy?"

"How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change"

"old people love to comment on news stories ""these are sad times we're living in"" like humans only recently started being pieces of shit"

"What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives"

"What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare"

"How does every racist joke start? /OP looks around/"

"Girl walks into a bar... ...and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he GAVE it to her."

"I like my women like I like whiskey... ...12 years old and mixed up in coke"

"Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane."