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Joke of the Day

"Hitler meets Anne Frank one day in the camp. Hitler: you know, I like you... how about you join me for dinner next Friday? Anne Frank: let me check my diary"

"Dyslexic guy walks into a bra."

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today By the time I got out from under there I was in a right mood!"

"At what time do most people go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty (2:30)."

"*takes a puff of an E-Cigarette* yeah, I have all of Skrillex's albums on vinyl."

"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."

"I guess he's going back to ""the artist formerly known as prince"" too soon?"

"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? Ya think it be R, but it's da C!"