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Joke of the Day

"I'm trying to raise a horse but she has insomnia. It's a nightmare."

"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."

"Why can't you lift weights on Monday? It's a week day."

"Reason for ER visit: Injured in a masturbatory frenzy Again."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."

"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"

"I hope this new health care bill also includes every American's right to a lollipop after leaving the doctor."

"I don't know why everyone dislikes catholics... They are putting so much into the youth."

"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."