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Joke of the Day
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
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"What has two legs and is bleeding all over the fucking rug? Half a dog"
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"What did the boner say to the olympic swimmer? Dont be so Hard-on yourself the embarassment will only last a few months!"
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