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Joke of the Day
"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
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"I always knew I'd end up drunk in a gutter. I just didn't expect everyone around me to keep bowling."
"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."
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"I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances."
"How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots."
"I once told a woman I could give her twelve inches. I just needed to make four three inch installments."
"Donald Trump's campaign."
"What's invisible and smells like cough drops? Koala farts"