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Joke of the Day

"I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks."

"*dumps more fleas on my head* *sits back down in front of chimpanzee* So, anyway, like I was saying..."

"She's a perfect 10 A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm."

"How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb? None Enough light comes in through the glass ceiling"

"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."

"""What's a good gift for someone who has everything?"" Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier."

"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"

"What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say? ""If I fits I sitz."""

"God made them God made the little niggers, he made them at night. He made them in a hurry and forgot to make them White."

"What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years? The balls drop."