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Joke of the Day
"So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face...."
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"When I was five, my Dad put Snowballs in the blender to make a slushie... I miss snowballs, she was a good cat."
"Annual ""How to Avoid Array Overflowing"" seminar will be held at Febuary'29"
"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"Sometimes I wish I was a cat just so I can constantly ignore everything said to me while licking the inside of my thigh."
"TIFU by picking up a dead bee. It wasn't. Now my thumb hurts."
"Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married... Whenever somebody asks us how long we've been married, we always answer: Me: Eight wonderful years. Wife: Eleven years."
"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"
"Why is Michael J. Fox better than a vibrator? You never have to buy batteries."