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Joke of the Day
"So Snookie is pregnant 10 to 1 odds all the baby's pictures have the duck face...."
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"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."
"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
"My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . . My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""
"I was so close to a threesome last night Only fell 2 people short"
"I like homophobes Homophones, I mean homophones!"
"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."
"Obama this, Bush that... How about if you're still unemployed after 3+ years you might just be a loser?"
"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."
"Picture me eating dinner. Wrong! Louder. Drunker. Even more backup dancers."