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Joke of the Day
"What did Trump say to the Human Cannonball? You'rrre fired!"
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"Do you want to hear a powerball joke? Sorry, odds are you won't get it."
"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE! DID YOU KNOW THAT FROSTED FLAKES DON'T TASTE HALF BAD WITH RED BULL INSTEAD OF MILK? I THINK I'LL RUN TO WORK TODAY!"
"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."
"If I've ever been described as ""athletic"", it was probably meant as a combination of the words ""athlete"" and ""pathetic""."
"My sex life is like a penguin, I don't have a penguin."
"Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about"
"It turns out there IS a natural birth control that's 100% effective. You have to more than just careful with it... Fact is, you have to be totally anal."
"A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register."