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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."

"What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed."

"Po.st Blog JOBS"

"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."

"A girl goes into the doctors and says, 'Doctor i have a pencil stuck in my pussy i might get lead poisoning, doctor looked and said ' dont worry it has a rubber on it."

"I've just enjoyed a meal of Chicken Tarka Masala... It's like Chicken Tikka, only otter."

"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye, Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."

"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."

"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"

"If a powerlifter has weak legs... does his coach put him on the Bench?"