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"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."

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"What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed."
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"Did you know love doesn't matter? It doesn't have mass and doesn't occupy space."
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"Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye, Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler."
"What's the difference between God and a medical school graduate? God doesn't think he's a doctor."
"I am fluent in Italian and Spanish, but I'm much better at Italian I guess you could say that Italian is my forte"
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