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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person? One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie."

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"What the heck does the ""z"" in ""LOLZ"" mean.... ""Laugh Out Loud.... Zebras?"
"Clever Commas If your Uncle Jack helped you get off an elephant, would you help your uncle, jack off an elephant."
"[at my dad's funeral after he drowns] ME: *places a wreath made of a life preserver on the coffin* It's what he would have wanted..."
"MY NECK, MY BACK, A STRANGER TOOK MY CAT"
"*someone hands me a baby* Oh... no thank you *places baby on the ground*"
"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."
"Need an ark? I Noah guy"
"Describe Windows 10 with two words. Vista 2.0"
"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"
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