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Joke of the Day
"My son got mad unfollowed me... I disconnected his phone. -I win"
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"someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself"
"What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano? You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!"
"I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos."
"The tachyon leaves. The Barman says ""We don't serve your kind here."" A tachyon enters a bar."
"What do you call a female with down syndrome? Debby Downer"
"There are two kinds of people in the world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"How do you make a Snowman smile? Tell him the snowblower is coming."
"Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again."
"Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them."