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Joke of the Day
"What do Hillary Clinton and The Queen have in common?..... They're both hated by republicans"
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"Best pick up line I've ever heard Would you mind holding my beer while I go take a shit? ....If she is still standing there. She's a keeper!"
"A blonde leans against a tree and the tree collapses... The cleverer give in."
"Husband says to his wife ""you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back!"" She says ""what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."""
"How many Metropolitan Police does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"Sorry I replied ""yikes"" to your selfie."
"*sir mix a lot voice* i like big butts and i'm sad inside"
"I work for the United Nations I have been UN employed for a while"
"Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face"
"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."