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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what a foliant is but woman sure love things that used to be them."
Next Joke
"I just want a man who'll drag me to the bedroom, throw me on the bed & do dirty dishes while I take a nap. Is that too much to ask for?"
"I just saw a guy with leather pants get out of an IROC-Z. I wanted to say ""Welcome to the future, traveler. You're going to love it here!"""
"People need to realize that racism is a complicated is a complicated issue It isn't just black and white"
"What do salads and Mexicans have in common ? They both benefit America!"
"What is it called when foreign girls spread their legs? I call it the British open."
"I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there."
"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"
"Tattooing bullet holes where I had a stomach ache so I never forget what I've been through."
"What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM A blonde going through a flashing red light. No offense to blondes lol"