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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."

"Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge? One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission."

"Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia? He was snowed in"

"The 2 Golden Rules of Religion 1) Be kind to other people. 2) KILL THE FILTHY INFIDELS!!!!"

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple generally waits until you are a teenager before it comes on your face."

"What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet."

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."

"Why did the lion get lost? Because jungle is massive"

"A console gamer walks into a bar... ...only to buy a free drink for 60$ To anyone wondering this joke is not made by me but i just had to share it. Credit goes to /u/Unbiased_Bob"

"The waiter came up to my table and said, ""Can I take your order?"" I said, ""Sure."" He said, ""Thanks, I'm just really hungry."""