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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to all the kids who could never find their name on souvenir keychains and license plates. That shit hurt."

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"What's the difference between a zit and a priest? Zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums in your face."

"I caught my son wiping his boogers on the couch which is gross because I don't want our boogers mixing."

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""

"Have you ever said something and immediately thought ""I didn't know I knew that."""

"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"

"My wife and her twin were standing next to each other in the kitchen Well, long story short, I grabbed the wrong butt and my brother in law was not amused"

"The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote."