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Joke of the Day

"Dear people filming disasters : You need to zoom out before running for your lives. Nobody likes blurry footage, you selfish animals."

"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."

"The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage."

"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."

"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"

"How are babies like hinges? They are things to adore"

"My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum."

"If life was a RPG and inbreeding was a skill set The royal family would be at the top of the tier"

"What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing? Nothing."