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Joke of the Day

"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""

"If I had a time machine I'd go back to Germany in 1933 and change my Facebook avatar to an anti-Nazi logo."

"You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."

"Have you seen bofa lately? Bofa deez nutz"

"What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common? There's no jack"

"The Internet: An electronic version of, ""Now, why did I walk into this room?"""

"Just read it Just reddit"

"What did earth say to the other planet? ""You guys have no life!"""

"Hey baby are you a basic bitch? Cause you're alkafine!"

"Mitch Hedberg R.I.P Buddy I was told to move because I was blocking the fire exit ... as if I wouldn't run if there was a fire ... anything flamable and has legs can't ever block a fire exit"