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"An Amnesiac Walks Into... An amnesiac walks into a bar. He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, ""So, do I come here often?"""

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"America Found Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Why did God put the ring on Saturn? Because he liked it."
"A mathematical limerick A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more."
"Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the bathtub."
"Why was epsilon afraid of zeta? Because zeta eta theta."
"LeAnn Rimes No, it doesn't."
"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"
"I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing yet."
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