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Joke of the Day

"The worst thing about life is getting comfortable and then realizing that you don't have the remote."

"What's the most important part about telling a joke? Your PUN-unciation"

"What does a memelord put on his sandwich? L-mayo"

"Mitt Romney Runs for president."

"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"

"Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War? Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!"

"Why do you never see a pregnant plane? They always go to the hanger."

"My dentist offered to give me dentures for only a dollar. It sounded like a good deal at the time, but now I have buck teeth."

"My extra sensitive toothpaste cries when I don't brush my teeth"

"If Anderson Cooper shows up in your country you're fucked. He's pretty much the Angel of Death."