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Joke of the Day

"Macaroni Grill closed four locations here. I suspect the tendency of macaroni to fall through the grill had a lot to do with it."

"Day 2 It's been two days since I've been on reddit, hopefully i have the strength to..... GOD DAMNIT!"

"Is it possible to get steak poisoning? Yes, but it's really rare."

"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."

"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"

"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."

"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"

"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"R.I.P. 2013 (2013-2013)"