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Joke of the Day
"In 2012 Kanye made millions from ""Niggas in Paris"" 2016 he lost it to them."
Next Joke
"What do women and saxophones have in common? They both blow and make different noises when you finger them."
"A woman was breastfeeding on the bus today. A man looked and said ""OMG!"" That's disgusting! Looking back on it, that might not have been the best time to masturbate."
"What does the Pokemon dentist do? He takes a Pikachu teeth."
"The only joke my mom ever made was me"
"How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$? He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay."
"If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it on a parent's birthday so they know why."
"Most things in life aren't free. HOWEVER if you run fast enough, they are."
"Do zombies rule? Of corpse they do!"
"I couldn't tell if I brushed my teeth with tooth paste or shamoo last night I hope it was the former, not the lather."