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Joke of the Day

"LGBTQ stands for... LGBTQ stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and I think... queer, which is strange."

"Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers? Because they are in bread."

"Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore? They all lost their hearing"

"There Are Three Types of People in the World People who are good at math and people that aren't"

"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."

"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."

"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""

"Did you hear about the tight end who went to prison? He came out a wide receiver"

"I just want someone to like me. Not you. I meant someone pretty."

"I entered a contest for short people, and lost. I guess I was overlooked."