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Joke of the Day

"Jokester City! What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!"

"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""

"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"

"Getting a text message from your ex is like getting a message from Satan on an Ouija board."

"I tried to change my password to mypenis But it said it was too long."

"How to fall down stairs: Step 1: Step 2: Step 3: Step 4: Step 5: Step 6: Step 7: Step 8: Step 9: Step 10: Step 11: Step 12: Step 13: Step 14: Step 15: Step 16: Step 17: Step 18: Step 19: Step 20:"

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"Dynamite fishing Sounds like a blast"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the ref was blowing fouls"

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object. I don't know why it keeps saying that."