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Joke of the Day

"No time to explain, I need 300 copies of this cat! *throws cat at Kinko's employee"

"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."

"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"

"If I'm found dead in the bathtub clutching a toaster, check for Pop-Tarts before jumping to conclusions."

"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."

"I'm ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there."

"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."

"On our honeymoon, more than anything, I wanted to join the Mile High Club... ...but my wife didn't give a flying fuck"

"I would say Reddit's jokes aren't copy pasted but then again we're all *stuck* down here together in this place"

"A guy is with a hot girl and gets a boner Girl: Is that a weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Guy: Both, it's a weapon of ass destruction."