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Joke of the Day
"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."
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"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."
"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
"Vader: Remove my helmet so I can see you with my own eyes. Luke: OK. Vader: On second thought, don't. I have 30 years worth of hat hair."
"What do you call a math class full of SJW's? Triggernometry."
"DOCTOR: We were all out of blood for your transfusion so we used Mountain Dew ME: [I don't hear bc I already snowboarded out the window]"
"I'm rubber, you're glue. We are both very handy and have a variety of practical uses."
"Kanye West was hospitalized... Our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time."
"It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry"