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Joke of the Day

"I'm ok with women faking it in bed. I faked everything to get her there."

"Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying ""I don't know?"" whenever you ask them a question."

"What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub? Throw in the laundry."

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day, but anal sex will make your hole weak!"

"Lost and confused in an helicopter"

"""Your storage is full"" thanks Apple, I'll just go and delete some photos of friends and family, but at least I'll always have the stocks app"

"How much of this ""no more tears"" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?"

"I was having trouble understanding the importance of the computer mouse... And then it clicked."

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby"