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Joke of the Day
"It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."
Next Joke
"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."
"Drugs and alcohol are never the answer. Unless the question is ""What are you gonna do this weekend, Pauly?"""
"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""
"What did the Titanic say to the iceberg? ""Okay, but just the tip."""
"Some songs contain sirens which alert you to the fact that you have shitty taste in music."
"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them."
"I went to an NBA game and there was a female referee She only made 75% of the calls that the male referees made."
"Why did the man with one butt cheek get fired? He did everything half-assed."
"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."