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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what really grinds my gears? Poor clutch control."
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"When God closes a door, it usually has my fingers in it."
"You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body."
"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"
"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""
"Two Bar S truck drivers get caught in a snowstorm. Stranded for days. They cannibalize each other than eat their product."
"Grandma: what's oversharing? Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook."
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who did got shot."
"I'm drinking coffee because people think you've got a problem if you drink vodka in the morning!"
"There are four states of matter: Solid, liquid, gas, and black lives."