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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what really grinds my gears? Poor clutch control."
Next Joke
"What flavor is the milkshake? How far away is the yard? How could you know its better than mine? You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident."
"Come on, there has got to be at least one business like show business."
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I had heart failure."
"Guy shoves plastic farm animals up his butt Doc says his condition is stable."
"Why wouldn't Jeffery Dahmer go down on Terri Schiavo? Because cannibals don't eat vegetables."
"What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells."
"What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve? Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning"
"Someone stole all the toilets from Scotland Yard Police have nothing to go on."
"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"