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Joke of the Day
"What do Angels fans and gay men both have in common? They both love Pujols"
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"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."
"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"
"What did the Jewish pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"""
"Knock knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty."
"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."
"Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!"
"You can literally take anything from anyone as long as you shout ""police emergency"" and run away"
"Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board..."