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Joke of the Day
"Grandma: what's oversharing? Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook."
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"Autocorrect changed ""meeting"" to ""mating"" and now my boss and I aren't meeting with Bob after work."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."
"What do you call a ghost that stays out all night? Afresh air freak."
"My 8yo son spent 45 minutes perusing and closely inspecting the 31 flavors to finally decide on ""chocolate."""
"A recent survey suggests 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape"
"How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!"
"Im not narcissistic. I'm perfect."
"Just saw a guy wearing a hat that says ""Don't Bother Me,"" so I asked him where he got it & how much it cost & whether or not it works."
"People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain."