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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""
Next Joke
"I made a fortune selling HIV testing kits to Africa In reality, it's just a bunch of lollipop sticks with ""Yes"" written on the side of them."
"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."
"A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest... He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says, ""Ein Stein""."
"When I Grow Up When I grow up I want to be like Prince... Dead."
"""You're an alcoholic."" I prefer the term 'bar-barian'"
"The fact that crocodile ate your enemy, does not make him your friend."
"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"
"A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda. The cashier asks her : ""you're single, aren't you?"" Yes, how did you guess? Because you're ugly."