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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"The sign down the highway said ""Don't be a turkey, don't text and drive"" They misspelled vegetable."

"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"

"If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans."

"What do you call an employee at a sperm bank? A nutjob"

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile (Im going to fucking hell. I shouldnt have laughed at this so hard.)"

"What's the point of having nice tits if you're going to cover them up? Stop being so fucking greedy and unbutton your shirt like I do."

"The internet is the devil sitting on the right shoulder of a man who suffers from insomnia, whispering in his ear ""you will never sleep""."

"I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."

"Have I told you about my vacation to Oklahoma? It went fucking horribly."