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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"
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"What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? On the elephant, the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the rear. Cop here, so everyone laugh it up!"
"What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer."
"A Clickbait walks into a bar... You won't believe what happened next!"
"Shoutout to rattlesnakes and condoms... Because I don't fuck with either of them."
"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."
"Hey guys with your phone in a hip holster, is it because your purse is too full with tampons?"
"My neighbor said ""nice skirt"" so I said, ""thanks, it helps me not blast Miley Cyrus at 6 in the morning, you should borrow it sometime."""
"Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation."
"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."