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Joke of the Day

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"Where did the ghost go shopping? At the BOO-tique"

"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."

"*knocks on bathroom stall wall* Forgive me father, for I have sinned. ""Huh? What?"" It's been 3 days since my last- [sound of diarrhea]"

"Why couldn't the hipster get off? He'd only masturbate before it was hard!"

"*hears a man crying in a bathroom stall at work* ""Excuse me, are you okay? Because you're kinda stealing my thing"""

"Give me that! You're going to hurt yourself! *takes toy *hurts self with toy 4: Hahahaha"

"What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi"

"I walked into a public restroom today that had a ""Changing Table"" sign on the door. I found a pair of scissors and a strap-on dildo..."