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Joke of the Day

"In third grade a boy gave me a valentine that said ""You're the Obi Wan for me"" and that's the highlight of my entire dating experience."

"""Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."" ""Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"""

"Say what you will about Chris Brown He produces hit after hit."

"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."

"What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Worse*"

"Losing weight to be attractive is weird. I see you shrunk your body slightly. Now I want you."

"Whats does Copy pasta taste like? The same"

"What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites? Creamation."

"God: I need an Ark built. *Jesus lowers sunglasses* Jesus: I Noah guy."

"How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder."