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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer."
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"I just bought a new Thesaurus... it's quite good, but to be honest it's nothing to write residence about"
"Melania Trump immigrated to America in 1996 And after her speech I now see why Donald says that ""all immigrants are thieves"""
"Jokes about communism aren't funny... unless you share them with everyone"
"Who was the least funny U.S. President? FDR. His standup could use some work."
"All mushrooms are edible... Some you can only eat once."
"The sooner one of you ladies takes one for the team' and becomes my girlfriend, they sooner I leave the REST of you alone!"
"I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name"
"Knock, Knock Who's there? Hitler. Hitler who? For denying the holocaust you are now sentenced to ten years in an Austrian prison."
"Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying? They only speak in Morse-toad!"