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Joke of the Day

"Why don't the Borg procreate naturally? Because they prefer artificial assimilation."

"My girlfriend told me I was a pedophile... I told her ""Wow, that's a big word for a sixth grader!"" *stolen from a teacher"

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"Don McClean's wife just surpassed American Pie as his greatest hit."

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?"

"Birth Control It's like direct deposit without the interest"

"Karen, will you marry me? ""Ugh. No. Please take me home."" *20 minutes of awkward silence as hot air balloon slowly descends*"

"To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy."

"Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!"