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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin!"
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"Samsung just announced a series of water resistant phones. Just what you want in a phone that sets itself on fire - to be water resistant."
"The butcher I worked with got behind in his work. He got his butt stuck in the meat grinder."
"I used to see people alone at restaurants and feel bad for them. Now I'm with a screaming two year old wondering, ""Who is that solo genius?"""
"Damn you E Cards! Your making it too easy to share my stolen status'!"
"Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that"
"I finally figured out the secret to click bait. It is to repost the title every week."
"Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts."
"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""
"I went to shake the old man's hand But Parkinson's beat me to it"