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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy penguin? A pengrin!"

"In a cave, I found pictures of women's breasts, but when I touched them, a giant net fell on me. Damn booby trap."

"What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot"

"Why are Jewish men circumcised? Cause Jewish women won't take anything unless its 10% off."

"They should have an Academy Award for ""Most Acting."""

"My wife's starsign was cancer, which makes how she died pretty ironic. Attacked by a giant crab."

"I have bad fight or flight instincts. Guy wants a fight in an elevator, I try to run. Truck heading straight at me 45 mph, let's do this bro"

"I was going to say a gay joke but fuck it."

"idea: business cards that just say NO Sir can I have 5 mins of ur [card] Girl can I get ur number [card] BRO DID U STEAL MY NO CARDS [card]"

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."