1974

Joke of the Day

"I was going to say a gay joke but fuck it."

"A doctors appointment Doctor: Hello, did you come to see me with an eye problem? Patient: Wow, yes, how can you tell? Doctor: Because you came in through the window instead of the door."

"I prefer to buy rental properties that take up an entire city block or more. I'm in it for the long hall."

"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."

"What do you do if you come across a tiger? Wipe it off and apologise."

"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."

"The milk in my fridge went bad. It beat up my orange juice and started selling meth to all the condiments."

"Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan."

"A blessing It is a blessing to hear ""Jesus loves you."" In an American prison, but in a Mexican prison... Oh boy."

"French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain."