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Joke of the Day

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"How did the leper hockey game end? There was a face off in the corner."

"Sorry Amanda. There will be no second date. First off, the plural of shrimp IS shrimp. Not shrimps. Also it's pronounced sammon, not sallman"

"What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes? Re-morse code"

"Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet."

"Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian? Because he was in da Nile."

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

"Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations? They don't believe in higher powers."

"I used to think my drawings made me autistic... it turns out my Grandma was just from Boston."

"I can never talk to my Dad at breakfast because he still reads newspapers. I guess you could say he's behind The Times."