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Joke of the Day
"[first date] Him: Let's take the stairs! Me: I think we should see other people."
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"For twenty years my wife and I were very happy people... ...then we met."
"The most judgmental aquatic mammal is probably the seal of disapproval."
"What is white a d 14 inches long? Nothing."
"If I had a time machine I'd go back 10 years and tell myself ""Write down the names of all the people you loan stuff to."""
"What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop."
"How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto? It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock."
"Fall is fast approaching. Time to sew all my jean legs back on."
"the craziest thing about today's story where a bear attacked a 12 year old girl jogging in her neighborhood is WHY IS A 12 YEAR OLD JOGGING"
"Stuck in my first infinite loop: two Canadians saying sorry to one another."