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Joke of the Day
"What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after? Yes, I'm completely sure."
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"Hamster joke There is a boy, he owns a hamster. What does the hamster eat? Ham."
"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"I run down a hospital corridor, clutching the mustard dispenser I liberated from the cafeteria. Earlier I had a plan. Now I have mustard."
"My dating life"
"""We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys"" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist"
"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."
"Why does KFC only sell christian chicken? Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list."
"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."
"What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther."