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Joke of the Day

"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."

"Mopeds are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas"

"Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words."

"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."

"Japan is not a Democracy. It's a Constitutional Monarchy. They don't have big erections."

"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"

"Would bet there's a math equation that can tell how many kids a person has by measuring the amount of Cheerios on the floor of their car ..."

"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."

"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."

"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"