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Joke of the Day
"Where do cat astronauts go? Meowterspace"
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"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"
"YOLO doesn't work for cats."
"riding that line between i wish i didn't have to eat to live and food is the only thing that comforts me"
"What do you call a felon who enjoys getting zapped and has a go-to attitude? A con-do-it!"
"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."
"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"
"To add insult to injury... ...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound."
"What can fly but can't be given? A fuck."
"Then they came for the bins, and I did not speak out, because I was not a bin man, and they were, and that was their job."