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Joke of the Day

"She told me to give her nine inches and to make it hurt... So i fucked her three times and punched her in the gut."

"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"

"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."

"What word has the most letters in it? Postbox."

"Science created airplanes and skyscrapers Faith brought them together"

"Wanted to tweet ""I'm hella tired"" but my phone keeps autocorrecting ""hella"" to ""REALLY? HELLA? YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS LADY, KNOCK IT OFF."""

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"What was the score of the lobster soccer game? Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls."

"A Sadist and a Masochist are walking down the street. The Masochist says, ""Hit me."" The Sadist says, ""No."""