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Joke of the Day
"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"
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"Here is a typical moroccan joke. A bald guy goes to the hamam... ...he slips and slips again."
"Two black guys are in a car, who's driving? The cop"
"What do Hitler and Boston have in common? Neither can finish a race."
"I used to be into infantalism... I eventually grew out of it."
"GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again"
"What did Paul McCartney say to John Lennon while going through a swinger phase Got to get you into my wife"
"There was a race between a group of gays and a group of lesbians. Who do you think got there first? The lesbians, because they got there lickety-split while the gays were still packing their shit."
"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"