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Joke of the Day

"What word has the most letters in it? Postbox."

"this one is courtesy of a friend of mine... so did you hear about ku klux kineeval(sorry if ,misspelled)... ...he tried to jump 20 black guys while on a steamroller!"

"Liars make their bed and.... lie there too."

"A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain' he said to the boy. The city boy replied 'They said it was lemonade.'"

"What do you call someone who is sexually attracted to fish? Mer-curious"

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go."

"What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'"

"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart? Take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way!"

"You guys know why I don't drink fancy coffees? cos they cost a latte."

"What did Pitbull ask for Christmas? Dolly."