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Joke of the Day

"Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma."

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"Ramadan is the only time I can get a date every night"

"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."

"What did the slutty girl buy at the furniture store? One nightstand."

"Each year millions of innocent lives are lost when they accidentally board the wrong plane bound straight for the waiting mouth of a child."

"A teenage girl went to visit the doctor for her cough complaint. The doctor examined her with his stethoscope. 'Big breaths' he said. 'Yeah, and I am only thixteen' she replied."

"On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: ""Aye matey"""

"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"

"What does Batman do on Father's Day? He oh..."