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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash, who survives? No one, the was a major gas leak, and someone lit a match, and the plane exploded, killing everyone inside."

"Q: Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: He was hit by a bus"

"So Isaac Newton sits under a coconut tree..."

"""I don't think Gay Guys should be able to get abortions"" -Me when someone asks me a question that I don't know the answer to."

"I tried to walk into Target But I missed. - Mitch Hedberg"

"People say I'm too condescending. (That means I talk down to them)"

"I swallowed a 1 coin today.. ..I went to the hospital and after poking around for 10 minutes he stuck his head up and said 'ok go home, come back if there's any change' Tight bastard!"

"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."

"When the blonde found out her toaster wasn't water proof, she was shocked. A man walked into a therapist office wearing nothing but shrink wrap. The therapist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts"""

"Drunk scientists pour wine on superconductors and make an incredible discovery... He was later arrested for drunk deriving..."